How the Pandemic Changed Pleasantries

There are a lot of things Covid-19 took away that I want back. I want to get on planes. I want to sit on my friends’ couches and drink wine. I want to visit museums, eat pie at a diner counter, and run errands without having to think about how many people I might encounter, and whether there’s a clean mask in my car. I want to hug my grandfather, and take my great aunts out to dinner, and not be so worried about my parents all the time.

I want most things to go back to normal, but there’s one major pandemic-related change I hope is permanent. For the last year, when asked, “How are you?” there’s been no pressure to say, “I’m great!” whether we mean it or not.

In fact, the pandemic changed everything about our pleasantries. It’s lent a new kind of weight to our small talk, and made us think about — and more importantly, care about — each another in a much more meaningful way.

The ubiquitous “How are you” has long been a greeting without a lot of substance behind it, asked with the expectation of a short, polite response: “I’m fine, how are you?” It’s generally understood that the person asking doesn’t really want to know how we are, and giving an authentic answer would probably make things weird pretty fast.

But it became a much more fraught question at the start of the pandemic, because it could be safely assumed that no one at all could honestly answer, “I’m good.” New responses quickly popped up. I began saying I was “pandemic fine.” A friend started sarcastically…